sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via youareworldsaway)

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via sniffing)

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deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

(via longslive)

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