scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

(via aninnocent)

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twentyoneaddicts:

how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live? 

(via jhutch-is-my-dandelion)

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via hotboyproblems)

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u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via edsheeranbabyy)

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heartbrakegirl:

when will my boyfriend return from tour

(via edsheeranbabyy)

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via edsheeranbabyy)

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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via sniffing)

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other artists: lemme hear ya!
fans: scream
ed sheeran: now this is only going to work if you stay quiet
ed sheeran: *begins singing*
fans: *scream*
ed sheeran: now what did i say can you please shut the fuck up
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